Long live the Intelligent Designer

Man blinked. "What is the purpose of all this?" he asked politely.
"Everything must have a purpose?" asked God.
"Certainly," said man.
"Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this," said God.
And He went away.
-The Books of Bokonon

There is very little to be said about this issue:

The kids from Kansas have lost.