The Scrolling Buckle

You always had dreams of having an LED Ad Board for a belt buckled. Finally, your dreams have come true! Right? That was you dream, right? Wasn't it? No? Lame-o.
Can you come up with funny messages for it? The ones I have thought of are:

If you can read this, you are literate.

Want vacunao?

Below this message there is a penis.

Just suck it.

Got milk?