Sunday, April 03, 2005

The Man Who Saves the World

The Man Who Saves the World is also known as Turkish Star Wars. Script? Why do you need a script if you can just film meaningless trampoline fight scenes and then stick them together? This very low budget movie doesn't even know the meaning of editing. They randomly stuck together some badly edited scenes from A New Hope, put some fight scenes that make the Power Rangers look like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and somehow reveal a plot about Lord Vater trying to conquer/destroy the world with the power of human brains. Continuity? Bah! This is postmodernist! There is no need for continuity!

Cüneyt Arky'n: Begin to your famous whistle which no women can resist.
Aytekin Akkaya: [Whistles]
Cüneyt Arky'n: You whistle it wrong
Aytekin Akkaya: Why?
Cüneyt Arky'n: Skeletons came instead of woman

Funny as hell. Check out some clips in here.

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