He proposes an innovative way to spread the word about yard safety. His Society of Lawn Mower Amputees and Friends (sm) promises to help transmit the message to everyone. He is currently seeking to adopt a faithful sidekick to help him spread the word about yard safety. The doggy will be called Tripod the Dog (sm) and should be a three-legged dog amputee who survived a lawn mower accident.
The Yard Safety Super Hero (sm) manifesto
My left foot hurts every day. I had a lawn mower accident a few years ago that resulted in the partial amputation of my left foot. I am committed to promote yard safety awareness. Also, I am a yard safety innovator. Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man is here today so that yard accidents go away. I want to rescue individuals, families, and institutions from experiencing a yard accident. Indeed, it is another day.
You can learn more about our friend Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man (sm) and his origins by reading his biography.
(NOTE: NEVER drink alcohol while operating outdoor power equipment! Likewise, NEVER operate outdoor power equipment while under the influence of alcohol. And, don’t make MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving - mad!)
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