Thursday, February 23, 2006

Harlow vs Yanni

Celebrity death match.

Who would win in a fight, Larry Harlow or Yanni Chrysomallis?



Larry "El Judio Maravilloso" Harlow







  • Excels at many musical instruments (organ, oboe, English horn, flute, bass) although he is best known as a piano player.
  • Jazz and Salsa band leader.
  • Had long hair.
  • Has a mustache.
  • Looks kind of gay.
  • Wears funny make up.
  • His music can be described as experimental Salsa-Jazz.
  • One of the first to record in the famous Fania record label.
  • Classically trained in harmony and composition in New York.
  • First important disk was Me And My Monkey.
  • Jew born in New York with a fascination for latin music, in particular, Cuban music.





Yanni










  • Fluent at many instruments, although he is best known as a piano player.
  • New Age instrumental music band leader.
  • Played in the Taj Mahal, The Acropolis and others.
  • His concert was one of the biggest hits ever aired in PBS.
  • Has long hair.
  • Has a mustache.
  • Looks kind of gay.
  • His music can be best described as answering machine pop.
  • Doesn't know music notation.
  • Has perfect pitch.
  • First important disk was Live at the Acropolis.
  • Greek that went to study in the Midwest, with a fascination for elevator music.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is there a competition for elevator misic? Send Mr Yanni a no charge registration form, please. Give me Larry anytime!!!