Thursday, June 02, 2005

Battle Royale

Japan is crumbling down. Violence at schools is totally out of control. What can be done to teach these kids to respect the adults? Batoru rowaiaru. A class is chosen at random to go to an island. Each kid is given a different weapon, and the one who survives after three days, wins. If more than one survive, they all get killed. True, there where gallons and gallons of fake bright blood and a cheesy predictable plot, but, that was such a fun movie! And the classical and baroque soundtrack was pretty cool too!
We have randomly selected weapons to put in your kits, so you might get lucky, and you might not. [Picks up axe] This one is SUPER lucky.

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