Suicidal girls

I've met more than enough of them now. They are usually somewhat attractive, quite interesting, smart, twisted sense of humor, different and crying for attention. Next time I meet one, I'm just going to help her out. "That is a fucking great idea, after all, you are worthless. But, here, cut them along the arms lenght, not across. You don't want them to patch you back up at the hospital, do you?"