Monday, March 21, 2005

The Muppet Movie sing-along

I went to see The Muppet Movie sing-along at Alamo Draft House. I haven't seen this movie in years, and it was more violent and sexual than anything I remembered. Kermit having sex with the always-horny Miss Piggy, a drunken bar fight, a cowboy showdown and much much more. And one of the songs said something like: "Lets get hi! / Floyd could use this verse."
The funny script, great cast (Mel Brooks!), catchy songs and the whole production value make this movie deserve 10 Oscars and a Fields Medal. You can't beat The Muppets!
Animal: RRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH!
Floyd Pepper: Oh, yeah, that's Animal. Show 'em what you do, Animal.
Animal: I what do! EAT DRUMS! [chews on a cymbal]
Dr. Teeth: No, no, no, no, no, *beat* drums, *beat* drums.

Kermit the Frog: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation. This crowd's getting ugly.
Fozzie Bear: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.

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