He was drunk, and had been rejected that same party by some girl he liked; he was vulnerable. He notices a girl drinking a beer and peeling the label off.Maybe I should try that line sometime.
"Did you know that peeling off the label of a beer bottle means that you are sexually repressed?" is the first thing he said.
"Yes" she responded embarrassed.
"It is ok, I do that too, so I must be sexually repressed like you."
And there was an uncomfortable silence.
"Maybe I could help you with that..."
More silence.
And then he reaches for her bottle and starts helping her to peel off the label.
The story ends with them making out in the kitchen floor surrounded by beer bottles with their labels peeled off.
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Kitchen floor
This is an interesting story I heard about a very memorable pick-up line.