Chatting with God

Do you want to speak to God? You can, using the power of the internets! Here was my conversation with Him:

Me: hello
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: Phobos
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Phobos.
Me: what? you didn't know me already?
God: Are you confused? Perhaps. What makes you think I did not know you?
Me: what you just said, trinitarian
God: I like to chat with my friends.
Me: what makes you think i'm your friend?
God: My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
Me: God, you make less sense here than in the bible
God: Yup.
Me: i'm leaving...
God: Bye bye.
Me: see you in hell
God: Thanks for chatting, Phobos.