Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Pubic Mate Cup
My friend brought me from Argentina a Mate-kit. That is, the Mate tea, bombilla (the metal straw with the filter) and the traditional mate cup. This particular cup is covered with bull's testicle skin. Note the black pubic hair.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
The Crazy Girl Part Deux
Maybe you remember The Crazy Girl that wanders around my neighborhood. She would never talk to anyone, and the one time that talked to me was to insult me.
I know what is the deal with her.
I was standing on the sidewalk, talking to a friend, blocking the sidewalk. She was coming towards us, and politely, I decided to move in order to not block the whole sidewalk. She walked by, and turned around to say something like "You are not better than me. I'm better than you."
Some research through craigslist revealed a lot of information about her. First, a lot people seem to know this character, and people call her Ghost Girl or Crazy Anne. Several people insisted that her real name is Anne, and that she is Schizophrenic and Paranoid. She was a good student, but now is just crazy and wanders around. Her family takes care of her, but she is very hard to deal with. She has been doing worse in the past couple of months, and it is not recommended to talk to her.
The other day she was standing in front of my house, and was having a fierce argument with an imaginary person. After more than a week with some dry mud in her leg, she finally showered. Today I was trimming the front lawn, and she decided to make half circle around me to evade passing close to me. As she was doing it, she was mumbling something that included "ass" and "don't have to move".
I know what is the deal with her.
I was standing on the sidewalk, talking to a friend, blocking the sidewalk. She was coming towards us, and politely, I decided to move in order to not block the whole sidewalk. She walked by, and turned around to say something like "You are not better than me. I'm better than you."
Some research through craigslist revealed a lot of information about her. First, a lot people seem to know this character, and people call her Ghost Girl or Crazy Anne. Several people insisted that her real name is Anne, and that she is Schizophrenic and Paranoid. She was a good student, but now is just crazy and wanders around. Her family takes care of her, but she is very hard to deal with. She has been doing worse in the past couple of months, and it is not recommended to talk to her.
The other day she was standing in front of my house, and was having a fierce argument with an imaginary person. After more than a week with some dry mud in her leg, she finally showered. Today I was trimming the front lawn, and she decided to make half circle around me to evade passing close to me. As she was doing it, she was mumbling something that included "ass" and "don't have to move".
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Jesus is back! In asparagus form!
Velocium quam asparagi coquantur
Jesus is back! In asparagus form!
A GARDENER had a revelation when he dug up his asparagus plant and saw the face of Jesus.
Martin Gregory was enjoying his Sunday morning gardening when he noticed something quite different about one of his asparagus ferns he removed from a pot.
As the 52-year-old laid the 30-inch plant on the grass the sun shone down on the roots and revealed the face of Jesus to him.
The part-time mosaic tutor said: "I thought, 'Good gracious! It's the face of Jesus.'
"It's the most weird thing I have ever seen.
"The roots are fantastic. You can actually make out a thorn crown around his head, his eyes and nose.
"I've heard about Mother Theresa's face being seen in a bagel but I thought this was much better."
Monday, May 01, 2006
Love You Tender
This isn't as cool as the music video Moscau, but it is still pretty good. Excellent production.
Gotta love the Adam (Prince of Eternia) haircut.
Gotta love the Adam (Prince of Eternia) haircut.
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